“I Am Virgin”

Cast: Adam Davis, Melinda Ausserer, Amber Chase, Lilith Eve, Zuzzie Kapas, Dawn McCall, Tammy McCray, Erin McCullom, Maren McGuire, Tana Miller, Micah Moore, Kalynn Parker, Rachael Reckless, Wendy Spurgeon Ron Jeremy, Billy Bob

Company: Cheezy Flicks Entertainment

Director: Sean Skelding

When there is a disclaimer on the DVD cover stating “special appearance by Ron Jeremy” you can pretty well figure there is going to be some kind of sex in the movie. With the film “I Am Virgin” that is certainly the case.

The film is billed as a sci-fi comedy, but might as well be labeled softcore porn. “I Am Virgin” is a comedic parody of the 2007 Will Smith film “I Am Legend.”

We follow around Robby played by Adam Davis and his trusty sidekick, Billy Bob the basset hound, who is one of the highlights of this misadventure. After a virus has killed off most humans all there are left is slutty horny female vampires and Robby, who happens to still be a virgin.

Taught that sex is dirty, sinful and only can lead to hell by his parents, Robby has abstained from the touch of another woman. When he is left in the deserted big city with man hungry vampire strippers his will goes soft. Everyday is a new adventure as Robby and Billy Bob head out in his parents suburban looking for other life, food, and fun. However everyday that he is out there he runs across another sexual encounter between the vampires who try to get him to join.

As Robby video blogs on his computer, which still gets penis spam mail even though no one is reading his mail or blog, Robby confesses he can’t take much more. He heads out to the local strip club where they were expecting him. The club is filled with tattooed vampire strippers, some playing pool and one spitting fire from the stage and Robby gives in….or does he?

All gratuitous sex aside, “I Am Virgin” is pretty funny and if you look hard enough you might even find a moral to the story. However to get to that point you have to watch a handful of softcore sex scenes with female vampires, a lot of boobs and some funny on-liners from Robby, not to mention the incredibly cute basset hound.

Filmed entirely in Portland by Portland film makers and writers Sean Skelding and David Wester, “I Am Virgin’s” production was really impressive with it’s desolate streets, run down buildings and parallel theme to the Will Smith film.