CARPENTER ACCIDENTLY SAWS WRONG WOOD

The Sunday Telegraph in Briton reports that a carpenter in Wantage, England accidentally cut off his own penis while working with a saw.

Stuart Keen’s mother, Edna says her 54-year-old son had been cutting wood for a cabinet when the saw inflicted the horrific injury. She went on to say that surgeons were able to reattach the severed organ.

“Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools,” Keen’s mother said. “This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession.”

A South Central Ambulance Service spokesman said paramedics found him bleeding in his bathtub.

“I have spoken to him and he is quite embarrassed about the whole incident,” Keen’s mother told the Telegraph.