POLICE CALLED IN TO SETTLE STOLEN DILDO DISPUTE

In Niceville, FL police were called to a man’s home to settle a dispute over a stolen dildo.

The man who lived there said a woman had lived with him for about a week and when she left, she took his dildo. He added that he had paid about $70 for it. The officer asked him if he’d bought it for the woman. The man said he’d bought it to use with that woman, as well as with other women.

The officer contacted the woman who said she had his dildo, but he had her camera. The man said he would give her back her camera when she returned his sexual device. About 15 minutes later, the woman came back with a male friend and returned the dildo.

She got her camera back, but was concerned the memory card was missing. When the officer told her that was a civil matter, she wanted to know why the dildo hadn’t been a civil matter.

The officer told her he had not made her bring the device back, only asked her to so the matter could be settled.