SPRINGFIELD MO COUPLE CAUGHT HAVING SEX IN CAR WHILE KIDS WERE IN THE BACK SEAT

TheSmokingGun.com reports that a couple in Springfield, Ohio were arrested for having sex in their car while two small children were in the backseat.

According to a Springfield Police Department report, Danica Wallace,24, and Jeremy Welch,29, were in a Ford Taurus and the couple, “pulled off the roadway to have sex.” When police approached the vehicle, they discovered Wallace, naked from the waist down, astride a similarly pantsless Welch, who was seated in the front passenger seat. Meanwhile Wallace’s children were in the backseat of the car through the entire incident.

Welch, who was “extremely intoxicated,” offered cops a simple explanation for the pair’s conduct: “We got horny and just wanted to fuck!!” Wallace, who failed a series of field sobriety tests, claimed to have only consumed a 22-ounce bottle of Budweiser. “I’m not completely drunk,” she assured police. Wallace was charged with drunk driving, child endangerment, and possession of drug paraphernalia. Welch was charged with public indecency. Wallace’s children, ages four and 22 months, were turned over to a friend of hers.