PORN STUDIO PINK
VISUAL READY FOR THE IPAD, LAUNCHES PROTOTYPE SITE
Company’s effort to obtain
pre-release iPad includes trade proposal with Stephen Colbert
VAN NUYS,
Calif. – The race for market share in the impending iPad
porn market just got a lot hotter, as one of the leading
providers of iPhone porn has thrown its pink, fuzzy pimp crown
into the ring.
Pink Visual,
among the first adult entertainment studios to build sites
optimized for the iPhone and a market leader in mobile porn
distribution, announced today that it has already developed
“core functionality” for
www.PinkVisualPad.com, a new site optimized for the iPhone’s
bigger, beefier cousin, the iPad.
“Several adult
companies have come out and said that they are ready for the
iPad, but we’re going the extra mile and showing people that
we’re ready,” said Pink Visual’s Brand and Product Manager Kim
Kysar. “What’s on the site currently is merely a preview of the
great iPad porn to come, but we think people will be duly
impressed.”
Kysar said that
the company has taken measures to gets its hands on a
“developmental copy” of the iPad, so it can begin testing in
advance of the iPad’s official launch in March – an effort that
includes an attempt to acquire an advance copy from one of the
few confirmed pre-release owners.
“We sent a
letter to Stephen Colbert proposing a trade: unfettered access
to our entire library of porn in exchange for his iPad,” Kysar
said. “I don’t know if he’ll go for it, or if he even likes
porn, but we weren’t sure what else we could offer; I don’t
think he needs a job.”
Kysar said that
while there has been much criticism of the iPad since its
launch, and many people have expressed disappointment with the
fact that it seems so similar to some of Apple’s existing
devices, her company is confident that once it is available to
buy, there will be plenty of early adopters.
“There’s a lot
of brand loyalty around the Apple devices, going back to the
early days of the iPod,” Kysar said. “Whatever people might be
saying right now, there will be lines of people waiting when
this thing hits the shelves.”