THE GREENEST DILDO ON EARTH

A company in Ireland says they have created a dildo that is the most environmentally friendly sex toy that money can buy.

The “Earth Angel” dildo is made from recycled plastic and metal, and it gets its charge by turning the specially adapted key in its base. Four minutes of hand turning is said to give 30 minutes of intense vibrations, which saves money on new batteries.

The only drawback to environmentally friendly masturbation is, at 1,050 kronor ($153), Earth Angel costs twice as much as a regular dildo. But, the manufacturer points out that the money saved on batteries makes Earth Angel worth the investment.