WOMAN CRASHES CAR WHILE TRIMMING HER PUSSY

KeysNews.com reports that a Florida woman crashed her car while she trying to drive and trim her pubic hair at the same time.

According to Florida Highway Patrol report, Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was driving her Thunderbird in Key West last week when she crashed into the back of a Chevrolet pickup carrying four people.

Actually, though Barnes was in the driver’s set, it was her ex-husband who was steering the car from the passenger seat as she was doing the pubic landscaping.

A Highway Patrol spokesman explained that the pair drove on for about a kilometre down the road before pulling the old driver/passenger switch, which was not surprising since it was only the previous day that Barnes was  “convicted and sentenced to nine months of probation for DUI and driving with a suspended license.” deprived of her license for five years and “ordered to get her car impounded.”

Swapping places with Judy didn’t fool cops, though, because the airbag in the driver’s seat had not deployed and he had “burns from the passenger side airbag that proved he had not been in the driver’s seat”.

Barnes told police that she was working on her bush because  was on her way to a rendezvous with her boyfriend and wanted to be “ready for the visit”.