SEX WITH TREE GETS MAN BANNED FROM PARK

 TheScottishSun.co.uk reports that a man has been banned from a public park after he was caught having sexual intercouse with a tree.

William Shaw, 21, has been ordered by a court not to enter Central Park in Airdrie, Lanarkshire after he allegedly dropped his pants and underwear and exposed himself while in the visitor attraction last September. It is claimed he then tried to have simulated sex with the tree while his trousers were around his ankles. Shaw, of Airdrie, yesterday pleaded not guilty to an act of public indecency at the town’s sheriff court.

Sheriff Frank Pieri released Shaw on bail – on the condition that he stays away from Central Park.

Shaw is due to stand trial next month. Selkirkshire.