The New Angel of Squirt – A Conversation with Tiana Lynn

By Troy Michael (Originally published in Genesis Magazine)

The Tucson, AZ-born porn star Tiana Lynn has only been in the adult film business nearly two years.. In that short span she has left a trail of cum-drained limp dicks, soaked pussies and a stream of female squirt in the wake of her orgasmic scenes.

The bespectacled blonde-haired beauty has made many heads turn with her work in such films as the Swallow My Squirt series (Elegant Angel); Feeding Frenzy 6 (Evil Angel); Fashionably Laid (Platinum X Pictures); Fucking Assholes 2 (Digital Sin) and a host of other hot titles from Elegant Angel.

The squirt queen is not a one-dimensional porn star either. She has become the production manager at Elegant Angel (hence several titles she is in for the company.) Tiana works intensely in the office as she does in front of the camera, proving Tiana Lynn is on her way to something special in her career as an adult film star.

How did you get into porn?

Well I modeled my whole life, and I started lingerie modeling when I was 18 and I got with an agent that sent me to another agent out in California.

When you were younger did you ever think that you might become a porn star one day?

You know believe it or not I did have the thought when I was young that I wanted to make porn. I had seen one and I was like how awesome would that be. Then as I got older I was fascinated with math and education all around, so my next goal was to be the first playmate to run for treasurer of Arizona.

Not only do you have skills in front of the camera, but in the office as well. You are also the production manager at Elegant Angel. Do you like having an 8-5 office job too?

I love having an 8-5 job! It gives me some consistency in my life. I love everyone who works here. It is like coming home every time I step into the office. My contract allows me to still put out some awesome work here at Elegant Angel, and be able to learn the ropes so I may partake in another field when I decide to move on to the next step in my career.

Why do you think there is controversy among some people regarding female ejaculation?

A lot of people do not believe in things unless it happens to them. Some women do not get to their sexual peak until mid 30's, we just happened to start practicing at an earlier age. Sex is an art and you discover what you like the more strokes you take to the board.

So squirting is to porn what Picasso is to abstracts? When did you first learn you could squirt?

I first learned I could squirt in a scene with Mark Ashley, I did not know what was happening, I always get this unbelievable pressure when I have sex and it starts to cramp and he told me to let it go, but I did not know what was going to come out, so I went to relieve my bladder to find afterwards the pressure was still there, he did a thing with his fingers and juices started flying. I tasted it and it was good. The taste and odor between pee and squirt is a huge difference.

Do you watch your own porn to judge your squirting ability?

Yes I do watch my movies. Almost any job I do, I review to see what I can do better.

How old were you when you first saw a porn film?

I was five, and that was my birds and bees talk.

Damn, I wish your parents were mine. So mom and dad popped in a porn movie when you were five and said watch and learn?

My mom thought it was funny, and my dad was a little upset, but it was pretty much like… ‘well this is how you were born.’ I remember getting a sick feeling in my stomach, but I got a weird tingling sensation down there.

So your parents were really the cause for you heading down porn alley, let’s face it.  Do they know what you do?

Most of my family knows, like my godparents and my sister, but my father does not. There are some things a father does not want to know about his little girl. All he knows is I am doing well for myself. I am paying my bills and making a place for myself in the real world as an independent woman.

Besides watching porn movies at five, what did you do for fun as a kid?

As a kid I was into sports, playing in the mud, catching bugs, and frying stuff with magnifying glasses. There was not much to do in the good old Tucson desert.

What do you do in your off time away from porn?

The average stuff, taking care of bills, going out to nice suppers, cleaning the abode, getting groceries and enjoying a good sitcom or book by Nicholas Sparks or Sidney Sheldon. With this industry you need time for a little simplicity and normalcy in your life.

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?

I am guilty of eating a pound of spinach dip a week.

A pound of spinach dip!!! I don't think I've eaten a pound of spinach in my life. Why the love for spinach Popeye?

 I love any vegetable that comes in a pound of warm melted cheese that you can eat with a buttery bruschetta or chips.

What is in your CD player right now?

Journey of course:)

Are you a big of has been 70s rockers or just Journey?

I do love Journey. I am also a big fan of Al Green, George Strait, 2-Pac, Godsmack, Guns & Roses, Reba McEntire, and Allison Krauss.

What is the strangest place you have ever had sex?

It was behind a dumpster at a club.

What drove you to have sex behind a dirty smelly dumpster at a club?

Well we could not do in the club, so we improvised. He was only in town for a day or so, and it felt so wrong that it made it right. The only problem was trying to hold my squirt in cause I had my jeans pulled down and we had to get back in there and it was just dripping down my leg, then he goes to cum and what do I do I get on my knees and open my mouth, just like in the movies, easy clean up.

What fantasy do you have or was it dumpster fucking?

I want 15 guys to stand around me as I am in a bathtub and jerk off on me as I rub the cum in with a loofa.

You can’t beat a good loofa. What’s your biggest fetish or turn on?

Girls, and men who are working on a car, or working the cowboy range, like throwing hay and stuff.

I am going to go change the oil in my car, then go bale some hay. Do you want to come over?

Hhehe, very funny.