Taylor Wane: One hot bedroom cat

By Troy Michael

When I was younger I used to skip school and rent porn movies. One lucky day in 1992, I came across “Another Dirty Western” (AFV Releasing) which starred Taylor Wane. To this day I still remember the 5’2” British blonde bombshell riding side saddle on a horse into a Tombstone-like western town and taking up with Steve Drake in the sheriff’s office. She was amazing. This pint sized ball of energy took everything Drake could give and left him sweating profusely. Wane took a huge load on her stomach and tits from Drake and ever since I have been a Taylor Wane fan.

Now, more then 15 years after Taylor Wane seduced us with her beauty and sexual desires, she is still in the business running Taylor Wane Enterprises. A company where she has final say in everything. She writes, directs and stars in the majority  of the features she puts out. The films are getting critical praise amongst the writers and fans in the adult industry. Moreover, she has also been nominated for the treasured AVN Award for a few of her productions.

Everything always wasn’t coming up roses and cocks for the AVN Hall of Famer. Taylor Wane started out in her first job working in a meat and cheese deli. After handling the meat, she moved onto working in a factory that made men’s underwear. I guess you could say she has been in men’s pants and handling their meat ever since she started working.

At 18-years-old and tired of the boring nine to five doldrums, Taylor tried her hand in modeling. This was he calling. She became a hit and was invited to the United States to start filming fuck movies. She gladly accepted.

I had the chance to sit down and talk with this fiery overachiever and see what Taylor Wane was really about 

Did you always want to work into the porn industry?

Heavens no. I wanted to a kindergarten teacher when I was growing up. I was a total overachiever in school. I loved it and I never missed a day in school ever.

Does this mean you were the good girl in school?

Oh no. I had a crush on my math and P.E. teacher. But he was old. Well back then you thought he was old, but he was like in his mid-30s. But when you’re a horny schoolgirl you think of that as old and naughty.

Anyway, should I say his name? Oh what the fuck, I don’t even know if he is alive anymore. His name was Mr. Lambert. On breaks I would watch him in those silky short shorts men used to wear. He was playing tennis and his buttocks were falling out the bottom and his ding song was swinging around. He was hot. After I saw him play tennis, in math class, I would pinch his ass in class and make sexual innuendos to him. I was like that Police song “Don’t Stand So close To Me.”

Ever since Mr. Lambert, I have desired older men so they would bring their experience to me. I wanted them to just fuck me. I was a little harlot I tell you.

But did you fuck Mr. Lambert and get an “A” for your efforts?

No, sadly, I didn’t succeed with Mr. Lambert. Math ironically was my weakest subject I got a B- and every thing else I got A+.

Other then teasing older men who are your teachers, what else do you like to do for fun?

I could have been a seamstress I can sew anything you want. I can design outfits and make just about anything with sewing supplies. I also think I am a really good cook. So far I haven’t had any complaints. But I don’t have time for the creative things with three businesses to run. I don’t have time like I used to do things just for fun. That is kind of sad to me.

Yeah I understand that, but you get to be your own boss and spend a lot of time in your home office.

Yeah that’s true. I live in a 5,500-square-foot house with five bedrooms. The funny thing is with all that space, my cat never leaves my bedroom. My cat thinks she is Cleopatra.

I think that is a metaphor for a lot of people’s lives.

Yeah people are a lot like that now. We just need to be who we are and enjoy our lives. I mean, I had sex when I was 12 and I was the aggressor. Some people over eat and I over fuck. If you try to stop me I’m going fuck someone!

I was wilder even before porn. When I wasn’t in porn I wasn’t having sex for a living and I would go into a nightclub and pick them up I wanted fuck any man. So if that is what you want to do then do it. If you want to be like a cat and just stay in your own little world then do it, no one should have the right to take that away from you. You just have to do what you love and love what you do no matter what and you will succeed.