Naughty but Nice: It’s beginning to look a lot like a XXX Christmas

By Troy Michael

Ever since we were little kids our parents would threaten us throughout the years that we should be nice because we wouldn’t want a lump of coal in our stocking at Christmas time. Apparently the “bad kids” would be put on Santa’s bad list and get nothing more then the black rock on Christmas day. Back then, those were the naughty kids. As we grew older we realized that there was no Santa Clause and our parents were just making idle threats once again with their lies. Soon we learned being naughty was in fact being better then being nice. That is if being naughty involved a lot of sweaty sex with men and women.

In the adult film industry there are performers being naughty on daily basis and if the axiom was true about the lump of coal, well there isn’t enough coal in the United States to fill these girl’s stockings.

In keeping with the naughty or nice theme of Christmas, we asked some of the hottest and naughtiest girls in the business just how were they naughty this year that would put them on Santa's bad list?

JOANNA ANGEL

I was out on a date for Valentines Day and we were at this nice restaurant. The bartender there was hot and we began checking each other out. Later we went into the restroom and I banged him there while my date was at the table. After the diner I went home with the Valentine’s Day date and banged him, then left and went over to the bartender’s house and banged him again.

BELLADONNA

I was taking a shower with a guy and had the sudden urge for him to piss in my mouth and he did!!

NIKKI BENZ

I will definitely be on Santa's naughty list this year.  After all the cock I've stuffed in my mouth and after all the carpet munchin' I've done, Santa is going to think that I'm a very bad girl.  Or at least very good at being bad! 

For instance, I feature dance a lot, at least twice a month.  And so many times I'll be at a strip club about to go on stage to perform, and I can't help but think how many of those girls I want to bend over and eat out.  One time, I saw this hottie who was working at the club and right before my stage show I pulled her over and whispered to her "I think you're really hot".  She was flattered and said "I think you're hot, but I'm too shy to have approached you first."  I told her to meet me in my dressing room after my show.

Once I was done being naughty for the patrons of the club, I went upstairs to my dressing room, and the hottie was waiting for me in her tight stripper dress and high platform shoes.  I took her glass of wine out of her hand, set it aside and started kissing her.  She in return pulled off my robe and started licking my nipples.  I got so wet and so did she.  I sat on the counter and she went down on me licking my pussy so good.  It didn't take me long to come at all.  Knowing that here we were having sex at a strip club really turned me on.  Once I came it was my turn to return the favor.  I spread her lips apart and tongue fucked her.  That little bitch moaned like there was no tomorrow.  I licked her clit in circles until she came and dripped all over my fingers and face.  I loved every drop of her pussy juice on my face. This definitely puts me on Santa's naughty list.  I love being naughty!

CARMELLA BING

I got banged by four guys at the same time, and messed around with double anal and double vag. I swallowed my first load of cum, and squirted for the first time. I think I was a pretty good girl this year.

MANDY BRIGHT

So this year I did some really bad things, I had two beautiful slaves in one scene with me and I used them really hard. I slapped them on their faces and all over of their bodies, spit on one girls face and in mouth until she begged me to stop it. Then I went to the other girl and talked really nasty to her and spanked her until she started to pee on the floor.

JANA COVA

I have been very naughty but in a good way, so I deserve all Christmas gifts. This year I fucked so many girls that I am not sure if Santa would like me.

CINDY CRAWFORD

I had double vag and double anal sex at the same time on a roof top last New Years Eve.

COURTNEY CUMMZ

I took a guy’s virginity this year. He was in his late 20s. He was working as a bouncer at a bar in the Valley. I also fucked several guys in the ass with a strap on.

PENNY FLAME

How am I naughty? Well, let’s go with the answer everyone wants.... I'm naughty because I'm a dirty little whore who loves to get stuffed full of big fat throbbing cocks and made to come over and over and over like the good little sex fiend that I am.

VICTORIA GIVENS

That would be the World Record Anal Gangbang. 101 in the ass with no lube in 7 hours. Naughty enough?

NINA HARTLEY

I wasn't naughty at all this year. What others call "naughty," I call "being a good friend!" I'm so "bad" I'm good!

BROOKE HAVEN

The naughtiest thing I have ever done sexually was have sex with my boyfriend in the back row of an empty movie theatre. It was so hot, the chemistry and everything was perfect. Not to mention the sexual aroma in the air.

KYLIE IRELAND

C’mon.  I direct porn for a living, and love taking big cocks in my ass, isn’t that enough to get me a lump of coal or two?

JENNA JAMESON

I had sex in the elevator and hallway of the Beverly Hills Hotel and got caught four different times.

JESSICA JAYMES

I was very naughty this year! I corrupted a poor, innocent man I met at a convenient store who had never even seen a porn movie, or a dildo, a whip, nothing in his whole life.  I had him come over, shoot a scene for a movie and he was so nervous everyone had to keep leaving the room so I could blow him and keep him hard. I even whipped him with a riding crop and let him use a vibrating finger dolphin on me. Now bend me over Santa and whip me with that riding crop!

ROXY JEZEL

I had sex with my boyfriend on double decker bus which was packed with people at the time in England. Oh but I have many, many more!! I fucked in sulfur pools at a health spa with my beaux whilst people were staring in disbelief. Or I started a threesome with my boyfriend’s best mate and my boyfriend, only to make my boyfriend start crying because he thought I initiated t because I fancy his best mate. H he was right!!!

KINZIE KENNER

For the naughty stuff. I’ve sucked milk out of a bottle while being fucked in the ass while in pigtails and wearing white panties. It was kinky. 

EVE LAURENCE

I am more of a nice then naughty girl. I would have to say the naughtiest thing I have done this year was have sex with a drunken Santa played by Brian Surewood. I was the Naughty Little helper. I don’t know, it felt naughty because Santa is supposed to be good not an alcoholic pervert and I was basically the holiday store slut that always says yes.

MICHELLE LAY

I was very naughty this year, I did my very first DP and recieved a double cream pie, one in the ass and one in the pussy...I then swallowed both loads from out of my hand...Does that qualify?

SHY LOVE

I met a hot ass girl when I went feature dancing and brought her back to the room.  I called my man and put him on video conference and he watched me fuck this girl for hours.

LEAH LUV

There are so many naughty things about me this year. But the two that stand out was I did my first double anal and I am doing that more often in my scenes now. I also took 71 loads in the Gukon movie and swallowed all of them. I didn’t even throw them back up.

CARMEN LUVANA

I have been naughty by having lots of sex with strange people that I meet at clubs. I have fucked more people this year then ever before. I love to have sex with somebody I don’t know and be spontaneous and crazy doing it in front of everybody.

MONICA MAYHEM: Well, I'm not quite sure what to say except, I've been a very bad, horny girl this year, something about getting older does that to you. I've been very naughty in the way that I refuse to a committed relationship, but instead have about five booty calls. Which get shared throughout each month. That way, I don’t get attached to just anyone. And nobody gets hurt, guys love the fact that I can have sex with them without any emotional attachment. I just don’t let any guy know that I have plenty of other replacements to fall back on if they disrespect me in any way. You see, guys get very big heads if you make them think that you are really into them, so if any of my boys do anything to disrespect me in any way, then they are off my list forever! Because when it comes down to it, any guy that is man enough to handle me, and have me to themself, well, that is the kind of guy I am looking for in the future.

NINA MERCEDEZ

This year I was VERY naughty, I did some really nasty scenes for Vivid Video. For the first time ever I did facials, 4 person orgy's, and I  even talked dirty in my scenes. My last 4 movies were pretty nasty boys. On top of that I shot my first video outside of Vivid called  "Virtual Sex With Mercedez" through Digital Playground in which I was really bad, I was even bad in two languages english and spanish. I also started shooting non-condom for the first time on my website www.ninamercedez.com. I was very naughty this year! 

OLIVIA O’LOVELY

Well, I would have to say I that I would always be on his naughty list!  I've orchestrated several threesome's this year.....my favorite naughty thing to do!  Oh and there have even been four and five some's!  Can't forget about those!  I've been caught watching other people getting freaky and of course I had to join in!  I even got a girlfriend of mine to have a three-some phone sex session with me while we were trying out our new toys we got at a store signing.  That was a lot of fun. I'm always planning on the next super naughty, nasty, freaky, fuck session!  I'm certain I've made Santa's "Bad List.”

GINA LYNN

The thing stands out in my mind is when me and another girl teamed up on my husband and totally made him our Bitch.  We completely degraded him and beat him up to the point of bleeding.  We had him tied, blind folded and tape on his mouth so he couldn't talk.  He did a lot of grunting.   That was very exciting for the three of us and I never saw him so aroused.  That is probably the naughtiest sexual thing I've ever done.

JENNA PRESELY

Me, on Santa’s bad list?? NEVER! I am definitely getting charcoal in my stocking this Christmas for being such a naughty little whore. I’ll give you just a sneak peak and I am sure everyone wants to do this.... I was house sitting with my friend who has very strict catholic parents. They even have a cross hanging above their bed. Well he and I decided to have a little anal fun in their bed with his dick and that little cross hanging above the bed. How’s that for naughty? Please ask Santa to forgive me.

KIRSTEN PRICE

It's more crazy than dirty, but I hid under the turn tables at a club and gave the DJ head while he was spinning.

BIANCA PUREHEART

I am always naughty. I learned how to really enjoy rough anal sex which I now do a lot in my personal life. I also got a love for rimming and I always love to swallow, I consider it my reward for a job well done.

HILLARY SCOTT

What haven’t I done is the question. I think I am permanently on Santa’s bad list.  Isn’t doing anal sex for money naughty enough? I guess the worst thing ws I blew 30 guys and they all came on my face. Then after that I went into another room and Jenner fucked me with the cum still on my face. He even was kissing me on my neck, tits and pussy, which all were covered in cum.

ANGELA STONE

I squirted on a guys balls then licked my juice off them. After that I tongue fucked his asshole.

DELILAH STRONG

I started doing anal this year. I think that would earn me a spot on Santa’s list for sure!!!

BARBARA SUMMER

There is not list big enough to put all naughty things that I’ve done this year. But let’s give it a try.

After a shoot i drove back with actor and gave him a blow job on 101 Ventura freeway while he was driving. One time me and my friend took a drunk tattooed stranger from his motorcycle to her house and than fucked him. I have fucked house keepers from shoot locations many times.

TIFFANY TAYLOR

The naughtiest thing was finger fucking my girl friend on the dance floor at a club. We don’t think anyone saw!

FLOWER TUCCI

 I can think of many sexually deviant things my tushy has done this year to spread the holiday cheer! One extra special naughty night I had recently with a lucky guy. I met this really hot guy from a friend of mine, the night I met him, he had mentioned he had to go to Australia for a few months for work (he's an actor), he had about a week left before he had to leave, so we hung out together with other friends during the week and texted flirty messages, we had made plans to spend his last night in LA together at his house in the Hollywood Hills. He wanted me to wear my grill (fronts, lol witch is jewelry for your mouth, my grill is platinum with diamond fangs & red ruby's across the front and goes on top) So our night began........... I arrived at his house with sushi, looking super foxy in a sea blue, very short, extremely low cut bust, skin tight dress, stiletto heels, with a glass butt plug in my ass. We enjoyed some sushi feeding it to each other. I had put the butt plug in before I arrived. Later on I put in one of my many porno DVDs I had brought with me as a first date gift, we were getting hot and heavy, my pussy dripping wet as he caressed and slowly undressed me , he put his hand down south and discovered, finally, that I had my ass filled. He was speechless and in disbelief extremely turned on, lol. So I turned around and shook my ass in his face to give him a closer look, he dived in and ate my pussy from behind, after a little ass play, I devoured his big juicy cock with my mouth. Besides his cock in mouth, I had my grill on as I worshiped his cock and sucked it deep down my throat. We stopped for a minute and then he put on his fronts. So we both got our grills on and moved the action and satisfaction to his bedroom. I fucked his fat juicy cock all night, I squirted all over his balls while he fucked my ass begging me for my juice, "Give me more juice baby! Please! I want more juice!!" I flooded his fucking bedroom!! Hitting his fronts with my juice I came all over his grill, then he returned the favor, with the flavor and his warm jizz all over my grill!! He will never forget our 1 special, naughty, freaky night before he had to leave and I'm certain I will be on his mind and in his wet dreams!!

I also fucked seven guys in one night at this years AVN.  the first guy (a director) we had dinner, went to his swuite, he fucked me in front of his window as the pirate ship show was going off. I squirted all over him, his cock, and his room. I left him at his room and went to a party with a certain rockstar, don't want to name who. We left the party to fuck, squirted all over his swuite, then went back to the party. Just when I thought the night had ended I got a booty call ( A male performer) went to his suite, where he was with four friends , fucked him first then gave each friend a turn, then let them each finish off jacking off on my ass. I may be on Santa’s naughty list but every year I see Old Saint Nick, I suck his dick.