Big & Bouncy: Busty Adult Film Stars on the Feature Dance Tour

By Troy Michael

Since the dawn of time, man has been infatuated with women’s breasts, more specifically big tits. Over the decades we have all had an eye full of sexy voluptuous vixens sporting extra on top from Jane Mansfield and Marilyn Monroe back in the day to current big busted porn stars Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick. Big titted ladies have always been in vogue and a fan favorite.

Over the years big breasted adult performers have taken their assets on the road to shake their money makers as feature dancers. As stars will travel you can only expect to find some funny and naughty stories out on the road as they venture from one stage to another at various clubs all over the country.

When you are sporting size D cups or greater you are bound to get some recognition. And when you are a dancer on the road trying to make money off your assets, this attention helps a great deal. It also leads fans to do some of the strangest things to catch the eye of their favorite porn performer.

“Several times groups have come out with amazing matching Tera Patrick outfits, like girls with my name body painted on them or guys with my name on their chests, like one guy with T, one with E, one with R, etc. like football fans. I loved it,” Tera Patrick, who is 36 DD, explains. “Last dance gig I did at the Spearmint Rhino, a guy had a tattoo of me on his whole side - that is hot!”

Adara Michaels, 38DDD also had an experience with a fan and their creative painting. “I had guy paint over 30 images of me that he had seen in magazines. Some were nearly life size. It was beautiful art work!”

But for porn legend Kylie Ireland (36DD), her fans go to the extreme. “I had one fan in Beaverton Oregon tell me while I was signing his Polaroid photo that he had an enormous dildo in his ass right now.  Fans will tell porn stars and strippers the strangest things.  I watched as he walked away and I think he was telling the truth, he walked a little funny.”

Of course guys pulling out their cocks and jerking off in strip club is nothing new to these dancers, but for Sunset Thomas, 36D, one of her fans took it too the limit. “The guy jerked off on a bill—rather than slip it in my garter belt or simply toss it onstage, he stuck the sticky ten-spot right on my thigh—and it stayed!”

With the crowd wailing, throwing dollars at you the performers put on a great show. However, as with all jobs, you have to take the good with the bad. Sure the fans love their sexy stars out on stage dancing, getting naked and showing off their big titties. But sometimes these sexy stars aren’t so graceful. With elaborate costumes, there are bound to be malfunctions.

“On my very first show ever, I got stuck in my top and could not get it open, one of my guys cut it off me with a knife,” Tera Patrick explained. “I was really embarrassed, but when my boobs came out, finally, the crowd went wild.”

There are also tales of hygiene problems like for Adara Michaels and Rebecca Love, who both left their tampon string hanging out while getting naked on stage. And Daisy Duxxx, who has trouble queefing every time she gets turned upside down on stage.

Some of the embarrassing moments take on a more serious role as for Carman Luvana (34 D). “It was my third feature ever and I was so nervous I didn’t eat all day. When I went on stage my sugar was so low that I passed out on stage.”

Sunset Thomas had a similar moment where she took a header (literally) on the stage. “My very first feature dance gig was also my most embarrassing. I was headlining at Al’s Diamond Cabaret in Reading Pennsylvania. The place was packed, they announced my name, then came the spot light—the fans roared. I flew onto the stage in a long-sheer gown with a trail that fanned out behind me. I waved to the crowd, started a spin and caught the material of the gown with one of my stiletto heels! I went down—hard—busting open my head.”

When you have been dancing since you were 19-years-old like porn hall of famer Kylie Ireland, you are bound to have more then one slip up on stage. But one time in Atlanta her fall wound up with a trip to the emergency room.

“I was dancing in my red patent Firefighter outfit and was down to my patent thong (complete with suspenders) and red heels.  I went over to a guy standing by the stage and he set his beer down on the ledge to put the tip in my panties.  I threw one leg over his shoulder and was grinding when he threw his arms around the leg I was standing on knocking me off balance.  I fell straight down, with one leg still over his shoulder, and landed smack on top of his beer bottle on the edge of the stage.  If I hadn’t had on those patent panties that bottle would have gone right up inside my pussy.  I was in pain!  I curled up on stage, tears in my eyes, then gathered myself together and finished the set on stage.  The manager and the bouncers met me backstage with a couple shots of Jaeger and after looking at my pussy, took me into the emergency room.  I had spilt my pussy lip open in a half inch circle cut (the size of a beer bottle top) and needed stitches. The pressure from the thong kept the bleeding to a minimum (and the fact that it was red didn’t hurt my cause either).  Thankfully the bottle didn’t break.  I remember lying there in emergency with my legs spread when the doctor came in to stitch me up, he told me he was almost off work and was planning to come to my show.  I asked him please not to sew it shut, I needed that pussy.  They had to cancel my last two days because I couldn’t dance.”

As these big boobed porn stars strut their stuff and turn on hundreds of men and women it is only natural for them to get turned on themselves. Sometimes, if the crowd is lucky, the strip show becomes a little more heated on stage as Sunset Thomas tells us.

“I love sticking lollypops in my pussy and then sharing licks with whomever I drag on-stage—men or women. But back in the “anything goes” days, I used to push the envelope on lap dances. Let’s just say, there was nothing I wouldn’t do!”

Backstage seems the place to be when these big titted performers get worked up after a hot night on stage.

“I have done many girl girl shows on stage. It turns me on when my man picks out a girl he thinks is hot and tosses her up on stage with me. I will start fucking her without even opening my eyes. It makes us both so turned on, I am supposed to be out on the floor signing autographs, and I’m in the back having a full on threesome, fucking till I am crying! I love to suck cock backstage. It makes me feel like a slutty groupie!”

Adara Michaels added. “I had an orgy with six of the house girls and the bar owner one night after a show.”

Donna Doll \tells her tale of backstage debauchery. “The naughtiest thing I ever did on stage was at a club in South Florida. I actually had sex with a female customer on stage for the last song of a set with a strap on dildo. That was an out of control show that had the crowd going nuts. I really didn't think she was going to do it. It initially started with me putting the dildo in her mouth and just playing around. The next thing I know my manager threw my strap on harness up on the stage and the crowd went nuts chanting ‘stick it in stick it’ in and the DJ was really working the crowd up too. So I put on the harness, locked in the dildo, and away we went. I asked the girl before if it was ok and she said go for it! I think she was a little too intoxicated but it was too late. This crowd would have broken the place up if we didn't finish the job. They were so charged up that night.”

Lexi Lamour also participated in the group love backstage. “I had an orgy in the manager’s office of a club with the girls and a few of the owners.  That was a good night.”

Veteran Kylie Ireland has seen and done just about everything on her feature dance tours over the years.

“Naughtiest thing? Take your pick; I’ve eaten other dancers pussies on stage; I banged the manager of a club in Missouri in the dressing room, his place, my hotel, and in a cemetery after my show; Once I had a boyfriend fuck my ass after I got off stage and then trying to hold the cum in as I am doing Polaroid’s and signing stuff after the show. Yeah, the list goes on…”