Talking with Adam & Eve's New Contract Girl Austyn Moore

By Troy Michael (Originally published in Genesis Magazine)

 

Things are getting a tiny bit more crowded in pornography’s Garden of Eden.

Austyn Moore – a lovely blonde who checks in at a petite five-foot and weighs an even buck soaking wet - is the latest (and only second) girl to ink a contract with Adam & Eve. The other contract star at the adult film giant is Spanish delight Carmen Luvana.

Moore’s career was launched when she began modeling nude only two days after her 18 birthday (she scored the cover of Penthouse in Dec. 2004). However, the Florida-native waited a while before she got in front of the camera. In fact, the 28-year-old never had sex on film, apart from some web content, before signing to A&E.

Now the dam has broken wide open. Austyn Moore is scheduled to film a total of eight movies over the course of her first year with the legendary adult film company.

How does it feel to be a contract star with Adam & Eve?

It feels awesome. I am so excited to be with this company. I want all my movies out, like, right now, but I have to calm down and be patient. I shot my first film with Evan Stone, which was great. I haven’t worked with Carmen yet though. Overall I am excited. We are getting the ball rolling.

How was your first scene?

I was a little nervous. Not because of the sex in front of the camera, but my biggest concern was I wanted to get in there and get my feet wet.

Well let’s hope Evan got more then your feet wet.

I wasn’t worried about him. He did a great job. I was worried about all the camera angles. So they would get the best shots.

Why did you choose Adam & Eve?

Well, I had some interest from a couple other companies, but I really like what Adam & Eve is about. They are very professional, they have a great history and they have good standards. They always shoot feature films that couples can enjoy. I like some gonzo, don’t get me wrong, but with the features I get a chance to act.

You have a biology degree, does that help in the porn business?

I have the degree, but I would have to go back and get more education to go with it to be even a teacher.

So you basically paid all that money to go to college to get a piece of paper that says you are a biology graduate, but it is useless?

Yeah I guess so, now that I think about it. There are a lot of pieces of paper people have that they can’t use. It’s kind of sad. My sister is the same way she went to school for a criminology degree and now she can’t find a job.

You’d think with all the death and murders in this country she could easily get a job?

Yeah I guess so, but she hasn’t found one yet. She wants to be a teacher though.

Yeah, but like I said, with all the death and murders in this country…never mind.

So you didn’t get a biology job, what did you do?

I was dental hygienists for four or five years before I moved to the wild, wild West. I enjoyed the work, but I don’t miss it.

Is there some oral fixation theme going on here? Did you actually like staring into peoples mouths?

Yeah I did, it was weird. They would come in with these really nasty teeth, then we would fix them up and you would have never guess they had problems. It was like a face lift for the mouth.

You worked on people’s teeth, you graduated with a biology degree…I guess the myth of the “dumb blondes” are all for naught with you?

I guess, I don’t know. What do you mean?

If you are from Florida how come you named yourself after a city in Texas?

Because all the cool and hot chicks come from Florida! Actually it’s just a stage name. I used a “y” instead of an “i” to make it girlie and chicky. I also wanted something shorter because I didn’t want to spend a lot of time writing my name.

That sounds kind of lazy?

No it’s not. I am not lazy. I just, I don’t know. I wanted something short and sweet just like me.

Since you're so tiny, has anyone ever tried to steal you?

Yeah his name is Dan Davis, he was being a jerk one time at a convention and tried to put me in his pocket. But I can pick out some people who I would like to steal though if they let me.

Who would that be?

Well this whole Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes thing is pissing me off. She said she loved him since she was a little kid. Well so have I, damn it.

Well don’t worry, people still think he’s gay.

Well if he is, he is putting up a good front. Look at all those hot chicks he has been with. Besides if he was gay I would still fuck him. I would just put a strap on and make him my bitch.

He is short too you know, so you just think if you had kids. They’d be super tiny.

They would be like a short person. There are dwarf people and midget people, I don’t know the difference. I am five foot tall so technically I am not a midget or a dwarf.

If you were a dwarf you would have a whole different porn career. Have you ever been rejected from going on a ride at an amusement park?

No, no I haven’t. I can ride whatever I want. One time though, I won a trip from Marlboro. I won a trip to racing school where you learn to drive stock cars and Indy racing cars. Everyone had to share cars, but I got my very own car because I am so short they had to put in a special seat. And no one else could use it. So that was pretty awesome.

Was it a booster seat like they use for little old ladies who drive?

No, I don’t think so. It just set up higher. But God, think about if I live to be 85 I will be a midget then because when girls get old they shrink.

You will be like a little old lady in a cartoon or something. Speaking of, who is your favorite Smurf?

I didn’t watch cartoons as a kid or even much TV. I did love “The Dukes of Hazard” though. When we were little kids we would roll down our parents’ windows and try to jump through them instead of using the door like Bo and Luke. We would also run around singing the theme song.

Are you sure you weren’t raised in the back woods of West Virginia or something? That is so redneck. I bet you like NASCAR too?

Oh yes I do and I like Toby Keith, too. Is that redneck? I am a huge Dale Jr. fan. I have always been an Earnhardt fan. When Dale Sr. died I cried like a baby.

Yeah, but Dale Jr. sucks this year, he is a pre-Madonna. His dad was the real deal.

No way. He is just having a bad year that’s all. You know what sucks? Is since I moved to California I don’t get to sit around and watch NASCAR like I used to. Back home in Florida, we would have NASCAR parties every Sunday. We would bar-BQ and drink beer and hang out. It was like a holiday every Sunday.

Did you drink Budweiser too since Dale Jr. drives for them?

No, I am not THAT redneck.